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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

FunnY- If U love Some1




Shakespeare:if you love someone,


Set her free ....


If she ever comes back, she's yours,


If she doesn't, here's the poison,


suicideyourself for her.




Optimist:If you love someone,Set her free ....


Don't worry, she will come back.




Suspicious:If you love someone,


Set her free ....


If she ever comes back,


ask her why.




Impatient:If you love someone,


Set her free ....


If she doesn't comes back


within sometime forget her.




Patient:IF you love someone,


Set her free ....


If she doesn't come back,


continue towait untilshe comes back.




Playful:If you love someone,


Set her free ....


*If she comes back, and if you love herstill


,set her free again, repeat*




C++ Programmer:if(you-love(m_she))


m_she.free()


if(m_she == NULL)


m_she= new CShe;




Lawyers:If you love someone,


Set her free,


Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1


in thesecond amendment of the


Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly statesthat....




Bill Gates:If you love someone,


Set her free,


If she comes back,


I think we canchargeher forre-installation fees


but tell her thatshe's also going to get an upgrade.




Biologist:If you love someone,


Set her free,


She'll evolve.




Statisticians:If you love someone,


Set her free,


If she loves you,


the probability ofhercomingback is high


If she doesn't, theWeibull


distribution and your relation was


improbable anyway.




Salesman:If you love someone,


Set her free ....


If she ever comes back, deal!If she doesn't,


so what! "NEXT".




Schwarzenegger's fans:If you love someone,


Set her free,SHE'LL BE BACK!




Insurance agent:If you love someone,


Show her the plan ....


If she ever comes back,


sign her up,


If she doesn't, keep follow up with her


and never give up!




Physician:If you love someone,


Set her free ....


If she ever comes back,


it's the law of gravity,


If she doesn't, either there's friction


higher than the force or the angle


of collision between two objects did


notsynchronize at the right angle.




Mathematician:If you love someone,


Set her free ....


If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2(peanut!),


If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 +(cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)


where cis the infinite constant of no turningpoint.




Nowadays' style:If You Love Someone,


Set it free,


If It Comes Back,


It is YoursIf It Doesn't,


Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!!


OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT


SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL

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